Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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