Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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