god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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