I just saw a hot homeless man
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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