And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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