Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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