o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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