I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize