Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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