You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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