Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You are a genius and a whore.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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