I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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