If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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