I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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