i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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