I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
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Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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