Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
your room smells of hookers.
And success
kristin has been a bad kristin
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I want her autograph on my taint
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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