I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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