Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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