I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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