I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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