Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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