I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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