i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We talked him into tasing himself.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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