Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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