Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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