At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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