1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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