You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm getting married
To pizza
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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