these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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