i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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