She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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