And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Randomize