He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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