Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I need to calm my uterus...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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