You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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