Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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