I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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