Duck Duck Cougar?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I checked into jail on foursquare
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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