so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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