this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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