He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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