she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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