im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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