I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Well I just put wine in my tea
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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