try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He shit in the fireplace
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