Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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