"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
NoShamevember. You game?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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