they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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