Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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